Ok so the Texans and Jets are about to kick off here, and I know the Titans and the Steelers already played. But I really don't care. Here are my 2009 NFL Predictions, ya dig?
AFC East
1. New England Patriots 12-4
2. New York Jets 10-6
3. Miami Dolphins 7-9
4. Buffalo Bills 4-12
AFC North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers 13-3
2. Baltimore Ravens 10-6
3. Cincinnati Bengals 6-10
4. Cleveland Browns 5-11
AFC South
1. Indianapolis Colts 11-5
2. Houston Texans 9-7
3. Tennessee Titans 8-8
4. Houston Texans 7-9
AFC West
1. San Diego Chargers 10-6
2. Denver Broncos 8-8
3. Kansas City Chiefs 6-10
4. Oakland Raiders 3-13
NFC East
1. Philadelphia Eagles 13-3
2. New York Giants 11-5
3. Washington Redskins 9-7
4. Dallas Cowboys 7-9
NFC North
1. Chicago Bears 11-5
2. Green Bay Packers 11-5
3. Minnesota Vikings (F*** you, Favre) 7-9
4. Detroit Lions 3-13
NFC South
1. Atlanta Falcons 11-5
2. Carolina Panthers 9-7
3. New Orleans Saints 8-8
4. Tampa Bay 2-14
NFC West
1. Seattle Seahawks 10-6
2. San Fransisco 49ers 8-8
3. Arizona Cardinals 6-10
4. St. Louis Rams 4-12
AFC Wild Card
3. Colts lose to 6. Ravens
4. Chargers beat 5. Jets
NFC Wildcard
3. Seahawks lose to 6. Packers
4. Bears defeat 5. Giants
AFC Divisional Games
1. Steelers defeat 6. Ravens
2. Patriots defeat 5. Chargers
NFC Divisional Games
1. Eagles lose to 6. Packers
2. Falcons lose to 4. Bears
AFC Championship
1. Steelers lose to 2. Patriots
NFC Championship
4. Bears lose to 6. Packers
Super Bowl 44
1. Patriots defeat 6. Packers
Super Bowl Champions: New England Patriots
NFL MVP: Aaron Rodgers, QB, Green Bay Packers
AFC Offensive Rookie of the Year: Knowshon Moreno, RB, Denver Broncos
NFC Offensive Rookie of the Year: Hakeem Nicks, WR, New York Giants
AFC Defensive Rookie of the Year: Brian Cushing, LB, Houston Texans
NFC Defensive Rookie of the Year: Aaron Curry, LB, Seattle Seahawks
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
A Blog post while listening to 2 Live Crew is just what this country needs....
Okay, so our last blog post was about Manny serving a suspension. Right now the Dodgers are better without him, somehow. But let's recap some other things that are magically happening in Sports.
1. King James was slain by Superman. To this, I look to barstoolsports.com and laugh at all of those Cleveland videos about sports and how "Cleveland....where amazing never happens". That you get for being a state whose majority of residence like NASCAR over baseball and basketball. Enjoy the recession because I don't see you winning a real lottery, let alone a draft lottery.
2. I'm going to say this now: In 10 years, Tim Lincecum is going to be the best pitcher to step foot on a mound. He has 500 k's after a year and a half in the MLB. Just so long that he doesn't go all Zach Greinke on us. At his rate, he could have Randy Johnson's numbers by the time he's 34.
3. David Ortiz decided to be the player in the entire league with the 3rd worst VORP. For those who don't know what VORP is, it's Value Over Replacement Player, i.e. that players value in the open market. Ortiz is worth -$5.2 million, which means if the Red Sox traded him, they'd have to pay for him to get something in return.
Now for more important news:
4. Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. Her stance on Affirmative Action is not what I would have liked, because after taking Labor Economics, affirmative action hurts firms more than it helps. Equal Opportunity employers, however, are the right way to go. It's ridiculous to hire someone just because they are a certain race. You wouldn't hire a clown to fix the john would you? Sotomayor would, so long he was black.
5. GM filed for bankrupcy this week. I sort of am glas that this happened. I know Manning and I have out disputes about this. I don't blame them for giving what the customer wanted, but I blame for them for trying to give them the same product when it was obvious no one wanted an H3, or could afford it when gas hit $4 a gallon. The economics of cars and gas prices is rather interesting. I wonder if anyone ever studied the sales of automobiles by type (SUV, mid size, hybrid) when the gas prices are higher or lower. That would've been something GM could have used a while ago, but it's their fault for thinking that people will get an SUV because it says hybrid on the side of it. Or that their plans to develop the electric car are about 10 years too late. This also bares a question: If I see Transformers 2 and want to buy one of the cars I see, will it be available by the time I see Transformers 2? This also bares the question, will Ford be taking over for Transformers 3? Bumblebee as a Focus?
6. This Rockefeller guy seems very smart for a ruthless criminal. I know it seems weird to say that, but he managed to con 3 different women into 3 different lifestyles while still maintaing them all. I think this guy and the Unibomber could fix the recession if they were put up to it. Not that anyone's pitching the idea...yet.
By the way, I'm going to do a movie review right now:
Star Trek:
Growing up a Transformers fan, I had little time to watch Star Trek. Besides when I was younger, the Next Generation was on with Worf and Picard. Having said that, I am happy that JJ Abrams brought Star Trek back to the front of the line. From start to finish, this movie was awesome. The whole story, or at least what every person who was either a fan or had never seen an episode of Star Trek, was perfect. Every little detail about Star Trek that people were skeptical about was revamped. The casting was perfect because everyone fit their role perfectly. Everyone from Zulu, Kirk, Uhura, and Scotty was right down to the last bit, perfect as I could only imagine it.
Grade: A-
Terminator Salvation:
Christian Bale is going to be busy for the next couple of years between this series of movies (yes there are more) and Batman. Although I didn't think he was the best actor in the movie, I think that Bale can pretty much play any one on the screen. Having said that, Bale needs to pick a voice and stick with it. His voice isn't Batman in this one, and it isn't Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, so PICK ONE. The movie, was clever and what I always wanted from a Terminator movie. Not running around from Arnold, Robert Patrick, or some hottie in pleather pants, but a war between machines and people. Anton Yelchin (kid from AlphaDog and Star Trek) and Sam Worthington were better than Christian Bale in this one. What I want to know is whether there will be a special feature in the DVD with Christian Bale flipping out on a lights guy. Great movie though.
Grade: B
Be on the look for Up, Transformers 2, Angels & Demons, The Hangover, Land of the Lost, Taking of Pelham 123, and many more to make this summer an awesome time at the movies.
1. King James was slain by Superman. To this, I look to barstoolsports.com and laugh at all of those Cleveland videos about sports and how "Cleveland....where amazing never happens". That you get for being a state whose majority of residence like NASCAR over baseball and basketball. Enjoy the recession because I don't see you winning a real lottery, let alone a draft lottery.
2. I'm going to say this now: In 10 years, Tim Lincecum is going to be the best pitcher to step foot on a mound. He has 500 k's after a year and a half in the MLB. Just so long that he doesn't go all Zach Greinke on us. At his rate, he could have Randy Johnson's numbers by the time he's 34.
3. David Ortiz decided to be the player in the entire league with the 3rd worst VORP. For those who don't know what VORP is, it's Value Over Replacement Player, i.e. that players value in the open market. Ortiz is worth -$5.2 million, which means if the Red Sox traded him, they'd have to pay for him to get something in return.
Now for more important news:
4. Obama nominated Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court. Her stance on Affirmative Action is not what I would have liked, because after taking Labor Economics, affirmative action hurts firms more than it helps. Equal Opportunity employers, however, are the right way to go. It's ridiculous to hire someone just because they are a certain race. You wouldn't hire a clown to fix the john would you? Sotomayor would, so long he was black.
5. GM filed for bankrupcy this week. I sort of am glas that this happened. I know Manning and I have out disputes about this. I don't blame them for giving what the customer wanted, but I blame for them for trying to give them the same product when it was obvious no one wanted an H3, or could afford it when gas hit $4 a gallon. The economics of cars and gas prices is rather interesting. I wonder if anyone ever studied the sales of automobiles by type (SUV, mid size, hybrid) when the gas prices are higher or lower. That would've been something GM could have used a while ago, but it's their fault for thinking that people will get an SUV because it says hybrid on the side of it. Or that their plans to develop the electric car are about 10 years too late. This also bares a question: If I see Transformers 2 and want to buy one of the cars I see, will it be available by the time I see Transformers 2? This also bares the question, will Ford be taking over for Transformers 3? Bumblebee as a Focus?
6. This Rockefeller guy seems very smart for a ruthless criminal. I know it seems weird to say that, but he managed to con 3 different women into 3 different lifestyles while still maintaing them all. I think this guy and the Unibomber could fix the recession if they were put up to it. Not that anyone's pitching the idea...yet.
By the way, I'm going to do a movie review right now:
Star Trek:
Growing up a Transformers fan, I had little time to watch Star Trek. Besides when I was younger, the Next Generation was on with Worf and Picard. Having said that, I am happy that JJ Abrams brought Star Trek back to the front of the line. From start to finish, this movie was awesome. The whole story, or at least what every person who was either a fan or had never seen an episode of Star Trek, was perfect. Every little detail about Star Trek that people were skeptical about was revamped. The casting was perfect because everyone fit their role perfectly. Everyone from Zulu, Kirk, Uhura, and Scotty was right down to the last bit, perfect as I could only imagine it.
Grade: A-
Terminator Salvation:
Christian Bale is going to be busy for the next couple of years between this series of movies (yes there are more) and Batman. Although I didn't think he was the best actor in the movie, I think that Bale can pretty much play any one on the screen. Having said that, Bale needs to pick a voice and stick with it. His voice isn't Batman in this one, and it isn't Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, so PICK ONE. The movie, was clever and what I always wanted from a Terminator movie. Not running around from Arnold, Robert Patrick, or some hottie in pleather pants, but a war between machines and people. Anton Yelchin (kid from AlphaDog and Star Trek) and Sam Worthington were better than Christian Bale in this one. What I want to know is whether there will be a special feature in the DVD with Christian Bale flipping out on a lights guy. Great movie though.
Grade: B
Be on the look for Up, Transformers 2, Angels & Demons, The Hangover, Land of the Lost, Taking of Pelham 123, and many more to make this summer an awesome time at the movies.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Another Dark Day in Baseball, and This Time It Hits Home...
Thanks to Mark Manning, I woke up this morning around 11:15 to the most peculiar text message: Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games for the use of Performance Enhancing Drugs. The term "Performance Enhancing Drugs" has become the new "Weapons of Mass Destruction." Sad, but very true. There's always a slight gasp followed by whispers when "PED's" are mentioned.
In my sleepy bliss, I laughed at the text. I laughed for two reasons: One, I couldn't believe it. And two, if it was true, good. I've cursed Manny since the day he forced his way out of Boston. His antics last season were almost a disgrace to the game. Between rolling around in the outfield like a 4 year old in a sandbox who isn't quite ready to go home yet, to not hustling down the baseline on a ground ball, Manny seemed to just give up. The money was and always will be the issue with Manny. There always seemed to be something better out there for Manny. Year after year, Manny was always on his way out. But it never happened. He'd come back and we'd welcome him right back into our hearts. Telling us that "Boston was the place to be," we always believed him. But on July 31st, 2008, he got that "something better." LA was the place to be. Manny finally walked out that door, and so did my admiration for him.
From 2000 to 2008, Manny was it for me. Being a young ball player, I idolized him, especially his hitting. The way he approached hitting was like nothing I had ever seen. His plate presence, his balance, his hip rotation, and the way his hands quickly moved through the strike zone. It was fluid as can be. It was truly a work of art. I think I can count on one hand how many times Manny looked foolish at the plate. One Hand.
My initial reaction to the news does truly depict how I am truly feeling right now. I laughed it off, saying "good for you, you deserve it you hack." I also laughed when he got traded, and I laughed when he didn't sign with the Dodgers until February. And, of course, I laughed today. I sat and watched continuing coverage of Sage Steele (a lot hotter than I thought) and Hannah Storm (apparantly hooker boots on ESPN are in) reporting the "Developing Story." The reality had begun to set in. I became numb. No sadness, no despair, nothing. I remembered how Manny was my idol for the better part of my baseball life. And now everything he had done in a Red Sox uniform might eventually be called into question. We knew the steroid era took place during his tenure with the Red Sox, but we never thought Manny would have the brain capacity to pull off such a devious feat. With the needles, the cycles, the location of the shots, there was no way he could have pulled it off. But after today, I'm not so sure.
To be honest, I can't put my feelings into words. Like I said, I'm numb. Am I surprised? No. Am I hurt? Not so sure. The point is that it really seems like nothing is impossible anymore. It has come to the point where the next name that will come out (and it will most definitely be a big name) will not be a shocker. Baseball suffered yet another black eye today as the news broke that Manny Ramirez, the fun-loving, nonschalant slugger, tested positive for an illegal substance. Bud Selig and company better break those First-Aid ice packs with their collective fists, because there's going to be a lot of healing coming in the near future, starting with this MANNY-ac.
In my sleepy bliss, I laughed at the text. I laughed for two reasons: One, I couldn't believe it. And two, if it was true, good. I've cursed Manny since the day he forced his way out of Boston. His antics last season were almost a disgrace to the game. Between rolling around in the outfield like a 4 year old in a sandbox who isn't quite ready to go home yet, to not hustling down the baseline on a ground ball, Manny seemed to just give up. The money was and always will be the issue with Manny. There always seemed to be something better out there for Manny. Year after year, Manny was always on his way out. But it never happened. He'd come back and we'd welcome him right back into our hearts. Telling us that "Boston was the place to be," we always believed him. But on July 31st, 2008, he got that "something better." LA was the place to be. Manny finally walked out that door, and so did my admiration for him.
From 2000 to 2008, Manny was it for me. Being a young ball player, I idolized him, especially his hitting. The way he approached hitting was like nothing I had ever seen. His plate presence, his balance, his hip rotation, and the way his hands quickly moved through the strike zone. It was fluid as can be. It was truly a work of art. I think I can count on one hand how many times Manny looked foolish at the plate. One Hand.
My initial reaction to the news does truly depict how I am truly feeling right now. I laughed it off, saying "good for you, you deserve it you hack." I also laughed when he got traded, and I laughed when he didn't sign with the Dodgers until February. And, of course, I laughed today. I sat and watched continuing coverage of Sage Steele (a lot hotter than I thought) and Hannah Storm (apparantly hooker boots on ESPN are in) reporting the "Developing Story." The reality had begun to set in. I became numb. No sadness, no despair, nothing. I remembered how Manny was my idol for the better part of my baseball life. And now everything he had done in a Red Sox uniform might eventually be called into question. We knew the steroid era took place during his tenure with the Red Sox, but we never thought Manny would have the brain capacity to pull off such a devious feat. With the needles, the cycles, the location of the shots, there was no way he could have pulled it off. But after today, I'm not so sure.
To be honest, I can't put my feelings into words. Like I said, I'm numb. Am I surprised? No. Am I hurt? Not so sure. The point is that it really seems like nothing is impossible anymore. It has come to the point where the next name that will come out (and it will most definitely be a big name) will not be a shocker. Baseball suffered yet another black eye today as the news broke that Manny Ramirez, the fun-loving, nonschalant slugger, tested positive for an illegal substance. Bud Selig and company better break those First-Aid ice packs with their collective fists, because there's going to be a lot of healing coming in the near future, starting with this MANNY-ac.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Maybe it's time I write something this time...
So it's been a LOOONG time since I've written on this blog. Buck and Mark both have written more than I have in the last couple of months. Kind of ironic since I am usually the blabber-mouth blogger. But there are somethings I should say since I have been a job-hunting hermit for about 2 months now. So here we go:
1. What the fuck is Swine Flu? I mean, is there a flu for every kind of genus of animal that Americans eat? Maybe its some sort of Jewish/Islamic joke since Passover just ended. The symptoms of Swine Flu make it seem like all you need to do is to wake up after a long night of drinking. Headache, nausea, aching joints...maybe they should be more specific with epidemics like this. Granted this is happening in Mexico, so maybe Americans will see this blow in their face when Taco Bell starts selling Pork Quesadillas for $.45. Think outside the emergency ward!
Update: LA Times reports 21 new cases of Swine Flu in U.S. WTF America!
2. So how many of you are really caring on how Obama did in his first 100 days? Here's my assessment: Within Obama's first 100 hours, he sent out a memo that pretty much stated: "Hey Lobbyists, cut the shit and play ball or else you're gonna get a fist in your ass". The only flaws I can see in Obama's 100 days were as follows: Not knowing that most of his cabinet choices didn't pay taxes, Giving the worst gifts to foreign leaders, and maybe not stopping the Koreans from testing a huge rocket.
3. Did anyone really know that Bea Arthur died this weekend? I found out when someone put it up on AIM or Facebook. I am kicking myself everytime something like this happens and I am not in a Deadpool.
4. Who really gives a shit that some Swede can sing Les Miserables songs well? Really! C'mon.
5. Is anyone else beside Mark and I going to care that Pontiacs won't be made anymore?
6. What the fuck were half the teams from the NFL Draft thinking when they walked into that room? I'm pretty sure they all watched some Tom Cruise movie post-2000 and thought, "Man he's such a great actor".
7. When will Comedy Central stop thinking that Korg Mandoong or whatever the hell that show is called is what people want after South Park? Two words to fill that gap of television: Drawn Together.
8. So for those of you who don't know this, Facebook has allowed companies to get in contact with your personal information, wall posts, pictures, videos, and pretty much anything that Facebook really shouldn't have let happen. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Mark Zuckerberg!
9. Shit, Swine Flu has already hit Minnesota. I should probably wear my mask thing just to be sure about this.
10. So....Bruins.....yeah, how bout them. Interesting Sports Econ class, we had a Boston Sports presentation where we talked about the Sox, Pats, Celts winning strategies. My professor had made a slide for the Bruins but at a last minute because he wasn't much of a fan. It didn't have season records like the other 3 teams, but instead showed whether they did horrible, Ok or Great. I think there were 5 horribles, an Ok, and a Great for this season. So, not to be naive or rushing it, but the countdown for Boston becoming Sports Paradise continues once the Rangers-Crapitals series ends. Should be an interesting month of May.
1. What the fuck is Swine Flu? I mean, is there a flu for every kind of genus of animal that Americans eat? Maybe its some sort of Jewish/Islamic joke since Passover just ended. The symptoms of Swine Flu make it seem like all you need to do is to wake up after a long night of drinking. Headache, nausea, aching joints...maybe they should be more specific with epidemics like this. Granted this is happening in Mexico, so maybe Americans will see this blow in their face when Taco Bell starts selling Pork Quesadillas for $.45. Think outside the emergency ward!
Update: LA Times reports 21 new cases of Swine Flu in U.S. WTF America!
2. So how many of you are really caring on how Obama did in his first 100 days? Here's my assessment: Within Obama's first 100 hours, he sent out a memo that pretty much stated: "Hey Lobbyists, cut the shit and play ball or else you're gonna get a fist in your ass". The only flaws I can see in Obama's 100 days were as follows: Not knowing that most of his cabinet choices didn't pay taxes, Giving the worst gifts to foreign leaders, and maybe not stopping the Koreans from testing a huge rocket.
3. Did anyone really know that Bea Arthur died this weekend? I found out when someone put it up on AIM or Facebook. I am kicking myself everytime something like this happens and I am not in a Deadpool.
4. Who really gives a shit that some Swede can sing Les Miserables songs well? Really! C'mon.
5. Is anyone else beside Mark and I going to care that Pontiacs won't be made anymore?
6. What the fuck were half the teams from the NFL Draft thinking when they walked into that room? I'm pretty sure they all watched some Tom Cruise movie post-2000 and thought, "Man he's such a great actor".
7. When will Comedy Central stop thinking that Korg Mandoong or whatever the hell that show is called is what people want after South Park? Two words to fill that gap of television: Drawn Together.
8. So for those of you who don't know this, Facebook has allowed companies to get in contact with your personal information, wall posts, pictures, videos, and pretty much anything that Facebook really shouldn't have let happen. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Mark Zuckerberg!
9. Shit, Swine Flu has already hit Minnesota. I should probably wear my mask thing just to be sure about this.
10. So....Bruins.....yeah, how bout them. Interesting Sports Econ class, we had a Boston Sports presentation where we talked about the Sox, Pats, Celts winning strategies. My professor had made a slide for the Bruins but at a last minute because he wasn't much of a fan. It didn't have season records like the other 3 teams, but instead showed whether they did horrible, Ok or Great. I think there were 5 horribles, an Ok, and a Great for this season. So, not to be naive or rushing it, but the countdown for Boston becoming Sports Paradise continues once the Rangers-Crapitals series ends. Should be an interesting month of May.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
2009 NFL Draft Predictions
There are many questions entering the 2009 NFL Draft. Usually at this point the 1st overall pick has signed their deal that will make them set for the rest of their lives. However, as of 3 PM on Thursday, there is no deal in place. Many sources are reporting that Matthew Stafford is the guy, but there are some reports saying that Jason Smith or Aaron Curry might be the guy. To make matters even more complicated, Mark Sanchez is flying up everyone's draft boards like god damn Ironman. At least 4 teams have expressed interest in trading up to grab Sanchez, seeing as he could go as high as 4th overall to the Seahawks. Other possible destinations include Cleveland, NYJ, and Tampa Bay. So without further wait, here are my 2009 NFL Draft Predictions. This one could get ugly...
2009 NFL Draft
1. Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
3. Kansas City Chiefs - Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest
4. Seattle Seahawks - Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
5. Cleveland Browns - Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7. Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
9. Green Bay Packers - Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas
10. San Francisco 49ers - Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State
11. Buffalo Bills - Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
12. Denver Broncos - Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
13. Washington Redskins - Brian Cushing, LB, USC
14. New Orleans Saints - Chris "Beanie" Wells, RB, Ohio State
15. Houston Texans - Malcolm Jenkins, CB/S, Ohio State
16. San Diego Chargers - Rey Maualuga, LB, USC
17. New York Jets - Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
18. Denver Broncos - Larry English, DE, Northern Illinois
19. Tampa Bay Bucs - Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State
20. Detroit Lions - Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss
21. Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia
22. Minnesota Vikings - Eben Britton, OT, Arizona
23. New England Patriots - Clay Matthews, LB, USC
24. Atlanta Falcons - Evander "Ziggy" Hood, DT, Missouri
25. Miami Dolphins - Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia Tech
26. Baltimore Ravens - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland
27. Indianapolis Colts - Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
28. Buffalo Bills - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
29. New York Giants - Everette Brown, LB, Florida State
30. Tennessee Titans - Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
31. Arizona Cardinals - Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Darius Butler, CB, Connecticut
2009 NFL Draft
1. Detroit Lions - Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia
2. St. Louis Rams - Jason Smith, OT, Baylor
3. Kansas City Chiefs - Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest
4. Seattle Seahawks - Mark Sanchez, QB, USC
5. Cleveland Browns - Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech
6. Cincinnati Bengals - Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia
7. Oakland Raiders - Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri
8. Jacksonville Jaguars - B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College
9. Green Bay Packers - Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas
10. San Francisco 49ers - Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State
11. Buffalo Bills - Andre Smith, OT, Alabama
12. Denver Broncos - Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU
13. Washington Redskins - Brian Cushing, LB, USC
14. New Orleans Saints - Chris "Beanie" Wells, RB, Ohio State
15. Houston Texans - Malcolm Jenkins, CB/S, Ohio State
16. San Diego Chargers - Rey Maualuga, LB, USC
17. New York Jets - Vontae Davis, CB, Illinois
18. Denver Broncos - Larry English, DE, Northern Illinois
19. Tampa Bay Bucs - Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State
20. Detroit Lions - Michael Oher, OT, Ole Miss
21. Philadelphia Eagles - Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia
22. Minnesota Vikings - Eben Britton, OT, Arizona
23. New England Patriots - Clay Matthews, LB, USC
24. Atlanta Falcons - Evander "Ziggy" Hood, DT, Missouri
25. Miami Dolphins - Michael Johnson, DE, Georgia Tech
26. Baltimore Ravens - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland
27. Indianapolis Colts - Percy Harvin, WR, Florida
28. Buffalo Bills - Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
29. New York Giants - Everette Brown, LB, Florida State
30. Tennessee Titans - Peria Jerry, DT, Ole Miss
31. Arizona Cardinals - Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut
32. Pittsburgh Steelers - Darius Butler, CB, Connecticut
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
NHL Playoff Prediction
Yes, I'm aware that the games already started, but never mind that, I need to get these out of the way. I'm an honest guy, you can trust in the fact that I picked these before everything started today.
Round One:
Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (1) v. Montreal Canadiens (8)
I'm a bit nervous calling any game involving the Bruins. It's not that I'm particularly superstitious, it's just that I don't want to be blamed for any misfortunes by everyone I know and love. So, with reckless abandon, I'll begin.
Tanguay - Koivu - Kovalev
Kostitsyn - Plekanec - Kostitsyn
Kostopolous - Lapierre - Latendresse
Higgins - Metropolit - Dandenault
O'Byrne - Komisarek
Hamrlik - Brisebois
Schneider - Gorges
Price
Halak
Does that scare you? It doesn't really scare me. Yes, I'm aware there's history involved. Let's get serious though. History means jack shit. The Canadiens have had the Bruins' number in decades past, but that's not applicable because almost anyone wearing Bleu Blanc and Rouge that used to rape the Bruins a few decades ago has nothing to do with the team now. Sorry, but the Bruins have dominated both the NHL and the Canadiens all season and will continue to do so.
Bruins in 5.
Washington Capitals (2) v. New York Rangers (7)
I had to put some serious thought into this one, but here it is. Even though the Capitals arguably have the best forwards in the NHL, I think the Rangers have what it takes to take this series. It all comes down to goaltending. The Rangers, with King Henrik, are an unbelievably dangerous team. They can flat out steal a series by simply riding on the broad shoulders of one of the NHL's elite goaltenders. What does Washington have to offer? Not a whole lot. I still contend that letting Cristobal Huet walk was one of the most embarassing moves by a front office in hockey that I've seen post-lockout. Their answer to that deficiency? Not good enough. This will be a tight one, but Jose Threeorfour is going to blow this series and Bruce Boudreau will be standing outside Cristobal Huet's apartment with a boombox and a Peter Gabriel cassette tape.
Rangers in 7.
New Jersey Devils (3) v. Carolina Hurricanes (6)
Here's another one, and I know I'm going to sound like I'm contradicting my last point, but I don't think Marty Brodeur is enough to overcome this team. Carolina is a team with explosive energy, and even though New Jersey has established themselves as the premier or near the premier defensive team in the NHL, I don't see them overcoming a team that's absolutely barnstormed their way into the playoffs. The concern here for the Canes is Cam Ward, who made 28 straight starts and was the integral piece of their playoff push. He's young so I suppose he can handle some of it, but he's going to run out of gas and soon.
Hurricanes in 6.
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) v. Philadelphia Flyers (5)
This, to me, isn't even close. Yes, the Penguins have been languishing in the basement for the bulk of the 08-09 season. Yes, the Flyers are an explosive offensive team. That being said, the Penguins have far more in their favor. They've got two of the best three players in the NHL in Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. If either one of those guys catches fire, it's lights out for Philadelphia. This is coupled with the fact that although he hasn't quite been a stud, Marc-Andre Fleury is still a viable option in net. Marty Biron and Antero Bustyourpantski would both make great backups, but nothing more. Pens are ripping through this series like Rich Tocchet at a coke and poker party.
Penguins in 4.
Western Conference
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Anaheim Ducks (8)
I have a good time making fun of the Sharks. They fold like a lawn chair in the playoffs despite the best of intentions, and it's hysterical to me. These ain't the Sharks of years past. This is an absolute juggernaught of a team, not to mention I think the new coach will go a long way in stabilizing their collective insanity in these upcoming games. The Ducks are experienced, I have no doubt about that. Pronger and Niedermayer are a force to be reckoned with, but Gigurere has been replaced by a relative unknown and I don't think they have all the pieces together like they have before. Sharks are gonna roll right through this one.
Sharks in 4.
Detroit Red Wings (2) v. Columbus Blue Jackets (7)
I love the Jackets, I really do. It's a great story, but let's cut to the chase. The Red Wings, despite goaltending issues, are stunningly good. Rookie Steve Mason is an incredibly talented individual, but look at this power play unit.
Zetterberg - Datsyuk - Hossa
Rafalski - Lidstrom
There are teams that can overcome that sort of overwhelming level of talent, the Columbus Blue Jackets are not one of them.
Red Wings in 4.
Vancouver Canucks (3) v. St. Louis Blues (6)
Like the Jackets, the Blues are a great story. Believe it or not, they were statistically the NHL's best team in the 2nd half of the season. So, I'd love them to win. Keith Tkachuk is a class guy and it'd be great to see him win a cup. I just don't see it being feasible. The Nucks dont have much up front, but they have Roberto Luongo, and that's insurmountable for St. Louis. They'll put up a fight, but they simply can't contend in this sort of series, and they'll continue to be the perrennial "almost" team.
Canucks in 6.
Chicago Blackhawks (4) v. Calgary Flames (5)
This one could be a real thriller. On the side of the Hawks you've got budding superstars in Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews. With the Flames, you've got hockey's everyman, Jarome Iginla, and they've got who I have to assume is some sort of farm animal in Dion Phaneuf. These teams balance out VERY well, and I expect a high-scoring, exciting affair. What decides this is (what a surprise) goaltending. The Hawks have failed to prove to me that they can hang with the big guys with Khabibulin in net. Kippur's been ridden hard all season, but he's got enough left in the tank to be the deciding factor in this series. Mark my words, this may be the most exciting set of games in the playoffs.
Flames in 7.
Round Two:
Eastern Conference:
Boston Bruins (1) v. New York Rangers (7)
As you might be able to surmise from what I wrote before, Henrik Lundqvist scares the shit out of me. He's an absolute stud that's capable of stealing a series away from anyone. Despite this level of skill, the Bruins have been able to find ways to get through him this season, and their staunch defensive style is enough to contain what's left of their offense. The key to this game for the Bruins is going to lie in the ability to score even-strength goals. Their physicality, and ability to roll 3 lines will keep the Rangers tired and will play an important supplemental role. It'll be a tough one, but the end result is something I'm happy with.
Bruins in 6.
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) v. Carolina Hurricanes (6)
Remember how I said Cam Ward was going to run out of gas? This is where I'm counting on it. 28 straight starts to end the season + 6 tense, exhausting starts in the playoffs. Thats 34 straight starts for a goalie who's proven his mettle, but let's be honest. He's only human. The Penguins have been there and their skill will carry them to the Conference Finals, which, at the beginning of the season, seemed impossible.
Penguins in 5.
Western Conference:
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Calgary Flames (5)
I love the Flames, I really do. Jarome Iginla is a class act, and Dion Phaneuf picks his dates out of moving cars and climbs up the side of the Empire State Building with them. (These monster jokes doing anything for you? We should hang out more.) The Sharks are still the juggernaught in this conference. They've got balanced lines, competent defense, and a damn good goaltender in Evgeni Nabokov. The level of fight and talent in that team is too much for the Flames.
Sharks in 5.
Detroit Red Wings (2) v. Vancouver Canucks (3)
I'd be hard pressed to name 2 lines for the Vancouver Canucks. They've got the Sedins, who I suppose are nothing to scoff at. They've got Mats Sundin who has to clean up the dust in his pants after he farts. The Wings have to be worried about who they've got in net, but the 'Nucks don't have enough to make them sweat. The strength of this team is in Roberto Luongo. If Roberto Luongo were enough to stop the freak of nature that is the Detroit Red Wings offense, they could pull this one off, but if my Aunt had a dick, she'd be my Uncle. It's just not happening.
Wings in 5.
Round Three:
Boston Bruins (1) v. Pittsburgh Penguins (4)
I really didn't want this to happen. The Penguins are a dangerous team, mostly due to Malkin and Crosby, by some divine intervention, being on the same fucking team. By the 3rd round, they're going to be absolutely amped up and difficult to beat. On the other end, the Bruins are a calm, composed team that have shown throughout the regular season that they can handle high-pressure, intense situations. This will be no different. Make no mistake, the Penguins will put up a fight, but the Bruins will ultimately squeak through this one in their typical gritty fashion.
Bruins in 7.
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Detroit Red Wings (2)
Remember how I said the Chicago/Calgary series was going to be the most exciting of the playoffs? I may have to take that back. A series like this is liable to rip a hole in the universe and suck hockey fans through it. You're looking at 2 of the 3 best teams in the NHL slugging it out here. This will be a Chris Osgood v. Evgeni Nabokov waffle fight away from being a memorable classic. In a remarkable reversal of me harping on goaltending for this entire post though, I'm going to have to give it to the Red Wings in a thriller. In a series where both teams are so even, I have to give it to the team that's been there before.
Red Wings in 7.
Stanley Cup Championship
Boston Bruins v. Detroit Red Wings
So this is it. To echo what I said in the very 1st part of this whole diatribe, I hate making predictions about the Bruins. If this doesn't work out, I'm going to fear retribution from everyone around me. This is a really interesting final. The Red Wings are intimidating on offense, their forwards are top notch and with Lidstrom and Rafalski on the blue line, it only gets scarier. They've got a good deal of depth, too. It's difficult, apart from their revolving door at goaltender, to find a weakness in this team. This also goes without mentioning that the Red Wings managed to be the only team in the NHL to score more goals than the Bruins (289 vs. The Bruins' 270.)
So, without further ado, I'll begin sounding like a big homer. The Bruins have the ability to roll 3 dangerous lines, and perhaps the best 4th line in the NHL. They've got strong, stingy defensemen that are capable of adding to the offense (even without Andrew Ference.) Most importantly, they've got a Vezina Trophy candidate and working-class hero in Tim Thomas. The Red Wings are an extremely difficult opponent to deal with, but not an insurmountable one. In unbelievably exciting and nail-biting fashion, the Boston Bruins will bring the Stanley Cup back to the hub for the first time since 1972, and I will be witness to grown men crying.
Bruins in 7. Thank you god.
Round One:
Eastern Conference
Boston Bruins (1) v. Montreal Canadiens (8)
I'm a bit nervous calling any game involving the Bruins. It's not that I'm particularly superstitious, it's just that I don't want to be blamed for any misfortunes by everyone I know and love. So, with reckless abandon, I'll begin.
Tanguay - Koivu - Kovalev
Kostitsyn - Plekanec - Kostitsyn
Kostopolous - Lapierre - Latendresse
Higgins - Metropolit - Dandenault
O'Byrne - Komisarek
Hamrlik - Brisebois
Schneider - Gorges
Price
Halak
Does that scare you? It doesn't really scare me. Yes, I'm aware there's history involved. Let's get serious though. History means jack shit. The Canadiens have had the Bruins' number in decades past, but that's not applicable because almost anyone wearing Bleu Blanc and Rouge that used to rape the Bruins a few decades ago has nothing to do with the team now. Sorry, but the Bruins have dominated both the NHL and the Canadiens all season and will continue to do so.
Bruins in 5.
Washington Capitals (2) v. New York Rangers (7)
I had to put some serious thought into this one, but here it is. Even though the Capitals arguably have the best forwards in the NHL, I think the Rangers have what it takes to take this series. It all comes down to goaltending. The Rangers, with King Henrik, are an unbelievably dangerous team. They can flat out steal a series by simply riding on the broad shoulders of one of the NHL's elite goaltenders. What does Washington have to offer? Not a whole lot. I still contend that letting Cristobal Huet walk was one of the most embarassing moves by a front office in hockey that I've seen post-lockout. Their answer to that deficiency? Not good enough. This will be a tight one, but Jose Threeorfour is going to blow this series and Bruce Boudreau will be standing outside Cristobal Huet's apartment with a boombox and a Peter Gabriel cassette tape.
Rangers in 7.
New Jersey Devils (3) v. Carolina Hurricanes (6)
Here's another one, and I know I'm going to sound like I'm contradicting my last point, but I don't think Marty Brodeur is enough to overcome this team. Carolina is a team with explosive energy, and even though New Jersey has established themselves as the premier or near the premier defensive team in the NHL, I don't see them overcoming a team that's absolutely barnstormed their way into the playoffs. The concern here for the Canes is Cam Ward, who made 28 straight starts and was the integral piece of their playoff push. He's young so I suppose he can handle some of it, but he's going to run out of gas and soon.
Hurricanes in 6.
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) v. Philadelphia Flyers (5)
This, to me, isn't even close. Yes, the Penguins have been languishing in the basement for the bulk of the 08-09 season. Yes, the Flyers are an explosive offensive team. That being said, the Penguins have far more in their favor. They've got two of the best three players in the NHL in Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. If either one of those guys catches fire, it's lights out for Philadelphia. This is coupled with the fact that although he hasn't quite been a stud, Marc-Andre Fleury is still a viable option in net. Marty Biron and Antero Bustyourpantski would both make great backups, but nothing more. Pens are ripping through this series like Rich Tocchet at a coke and poker party.
Penguins in 4.
Western Conference
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Anaheim Ducks (8)
I have a good time making fun of the Sharks. They fold like a lawn chair in the playoffs despite the best of intentions, and it's hysterical to me. These ain't the Sharks of years past. This is an absolute juggernaught of a team, not to mention I think the new coach will go a long way in stabilizing their collective insanity in these upcoming games. The Ducks are experienced, I have no doubt about that. Pronger and Niedermayer are a force to be reckoned with, but Gigurere has been replaced by a relative unknown and I don't think they have all the pieces together like they have before. Sharks are gonna roll right through this one.
Sharks in 4.
Detroit Red Wings (2) v. Columbus Blue Jackets (7)
I love the Jackets, I really do. It's a great story, but let's cut to the chase. The Red Wings, despite goaltending issues, are stunningly good. Rookie Steve Mason is an incredibly talented individual, but look at this power play unit.
Zetterberg - Datsyuk - Hossa
Rafalski - Lidstrom
There are teams that can overcome that sort of overwhelming level of talent, the Columbus Blue Jackets are not one of them.
Red Wings in 4.
Vancouver Canucks (3) v. St. Louis Blues (6)
Like the Jackets, the Blues are a great story. Believe it or not, they were statistically the NHL's best team in the 2nd half of the season. So, I'd love them to win. Keith Tkachuk is a class guy and it'd be great to see him win a cup. I just don't see it being feasible. The Nucks dont have much up front, but they have Roberto Luongo, and that's insurmountable for St. Louis. They'll put up a fight, but they simply can't contend in this sort of series, and they'll continue to be the perrennial "almost" team.
Canucks in 6.
Chicago Blackhawks (4) v. Calgary Flames (5)
This one could be a real thriller. On the side of the Hawks you've got budding superstars in Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews. With the Flames, you've got hockey's everyman, Jarome Iginla, and they've got who I have to assume is some sort of farm animal in Dion Phaneuf. These teams balance out VERY well, and I expect a high-scoring, exciting affair. What decides this is (what a surprise) goaltending. The Hawks have failed to prove to me that they can hang with the big guys with Khabibulin in net. Kippur's been ridden hard all season, but he's got enough left in the tank to be the deciding factor in this series. Mark my words, this may be the most exciting set of games in the playoffs.
Flames in 7.
Round Two:
Eastern Conference:
Boston Bruins (1) v. New York Rangers (7)
As you might be able to surmise from what I wrote before, Henrik Lundqvist scares the shit out of me. He's an absolute stud that's capable of stealing a series away from anyone. Despite this level of skill, the Bruins have been able to find ways to get through him this season, and their staunch defensive style is enough to contain what's left of their offense. The key to this game for the Bruins is going to lie in the ability to score even-strength goals. Their physicality, and ability to roll 3 lines will keep the Rangers tired and will play an important supplemental role. It'll be a tough one, but the end result is something I'm happy with.
Bruins in 6.
Pittsburgh Penguins (4) v. Carolina Hurricanes (6)
Remember how I said Cam Ward was going to run out of gas? This is where I'm counting on it. 28 straight starts to end the season + 6 tense, exhausting starts in the playoffs. Thats 34 straight starts for a goalie who's proven his mettle, but let's be honest. He's only human. The Penguins have been there and their skill will carry them to the Conference Finals, which, at the beginning of the season, seemed impossible.
Penguins in 5.
Western Conference:
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Calgary Flames (5)
I love the Flames, I really do. Jarome Iginla is a class act, and Dion Phaneuf picks his dates out of moving cars and climbs up the side of the Empire State Building with them. (These monster jokes doing anything for you? We should hang out more.) The Sharks are still the juggernaught in this conference. They've got balanced lines, competent defense, and a damn good goaltender in Evgeni Nabokov. The level of fight and talent in that team is too much for the Flames.
Sharks in 5.
Detroit Red Wings (2) v. Vancouver Canucks (3)
I'd be hard pressed to name 2 lines for the Vancouver Canucks. They've got the Sedins, who I suppose are nothing to scoff at. They've got Mats Sundin who has to clean up the dust in his pants after he farts. The Wings have to be worried about who they've got in net, but the 'Nucks don't have enough to make them sweat. The strength of this team is in Roberto Luongo. If Roberto Luongo were enough to stop the freak of nature that is the Detroit Red Wings offense, they could pull this one off, but if my Aunt had a dick, she'd be my Uncle. It's just not happening.
Wings in 5.
Round Three:
Boston Bruins (1) v. Pittsburgh Penguins (4)
I really didn't want this to happen. The Penguins are a dangerous team, mostly due to Malkin and Crosby, by some divine intervention, being on the same fucking team. By the 3rd round, they're going to be absolutely amped up and difficult to beat. On the other end, the Bruins are a calm, composed team that have shown throughout the regular season that they can handle high-pressure, intense situations. This will be no different. Make no mistake, the Penguins will put up a fight, but the Bruins will ultimately squeak through this one in their typical gritty fashion.
Bruins in 7.
San Jose Sharks (1) v. Detroit Red Wings (2)
Remember how I said the Chicago/Calgary series was going to be the most exciting of the playoffs? I may have to take that back. A series like this is liable to rip a hole in the universe and suck hockey fans through it. You're looking at 2 of the 3 best teams in the NHL slugging it out here. This will be a Chris Osgood v. Evgeni Nabokov waffle fight away from being a memorable classic. In a remarkable reversal of me harping on goaltending for this entire post though, I'm going to have to give it to the Red Wings in a thriller. In a series where both teams are so even, I have to give it to the team that's been there before.
Red Wings in 7.
Stanley Cup Championship
Boston Bruins v. Detroit Red Wings
So this is it. To echo what I said in the very 1st part of this whole diatribe, I hate making predictions about the Bruins. If this doesn't work out, I'm going to fear retribution from everyone around me. This is a really interesting final. The Red Wings are intimidating on offense, their forwards are top notch and with Lidstrom and Rafalski on the blue line, it only gets scarier. They've got a good deal of depth, too. It's difficult, apart from their revolving door at goaltender, to find a weakness in this team. This also goes without mentioning that the Red Wings managed to be the only team in the NHL to score more goals than the Bruins (289 vs. The Bruins' 270.)
So, without further ado, I'll begin sounding like a big homer. The Bruins have the ability to roll 3 dangerous lines, and perhaps the best 4th line in the NHL. They've got strong, stingy defensemen that are capable of adding to the offense (even without Andrew Ference.) Most importantly, they've got a Vezina Trophy candidate and working-class hero in Tim Thomas. The Red Wings are an extremely difficult opponent to deal with, but not an insurmountable one. In unbelievably exciting and nail-biting fashion, the Boston Bruins will bring the Stanley Cup back to the hub for the first time since 1972, and I will be witness to grown men crying.
Bruins in 7. Thank you god.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
MLB Predictions
Just gonna quickly jot down my predictions for the much anticipated 2009 Major League Baseball Season.
AL East
1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees
3. Tampa Bay Rays
4. Toronto Blue Jays
5. Baltimore Orioles
AL Central
1. Chicago White Sox
2. Detroit Tigers
3. Minnesota Twins
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Cleveland Indians
AL West
1. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
2. Oakland A's
3. Texas Rangers
4. Seattle Mariners
NL East
1. New York Mets
2. Philadelphia Phillies
3. Atlanta Braves
4. Florida Marlins
5. Washington Nationals
NL Central
1. Chicago Cubs
2. Milwaukee Brewers
3. St. Louis Cardinals
4. Houston Astros
5. Cincinnati Reds
6. Pittsburgh Pirates
NL West
1. Los Angeles Dodgers
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. San Francisco Giants
4. Colorado Rockies
5. San Diego Padres
ALDS
Boston Red Sox defeat Chicago White Sox
New York Yankees defeat Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
NLDS
Chicago Cubs defeat New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies defeat Los Angeles Dodgers
ALCS
Boston Red Sox defeat New York Yankees
Philadelphia Phillies defeat Chicago Cubs
World Series
Boston Red Sox defeat Philadelphia Phillies in 6 Games
AL Cy Young: Roy Halladay, RHP, Toronto Blue Jays
AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera, 1B, Detroit Tigers
AL Rookie of the Year: Elvis Andrus, SS, Texas Rangers
NL Cy Young: Tim Lincecum, RHP, San Francisco Giants
NL MVP: David Wright, 3B, New York Mets
NL Rookie of the Year: Cameron Maybin, CF, Florida Marlins
AL East
1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees
3. Tampa Bay Rays
4. Toronto Blue Jays
5. Baltimore Orioles
AL Central
1. Chicago White Sox
2. Detroit Tigers
3. Minnesota Twins
4. Kansas City Royals
5. Cleveland Indians
AL West
1. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
2. Oakland A's
3. Texas Rangers
4. Seattle Mariners
NL East
1. New York Mets
2. Philadelphia Phillies
3. Atlanta Braves
4. Florida Marlins
5. Washington Nationals
NL Central
1. Chicago Cubs
2. Milwaukee Brewers
3. St. Louis Cardinals
4. Houston Astros
5. Cincinnati Reds
6. Pittsburgh Pirates
NL West
1. Los Angeles Dodgers
2. Arizona Diamondbacks
3. San Francisco Giants
4. Colorado Rockies
5. San Diego Padres
ALDS
Boston Red Sox defeat Chicago White Sox
New York Yankees defeat Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
NLDS
Chicago Cubs defeat New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies defeat Los Angeles Dodgers
ALCS
Boston Red Sox defeat New York Yankees
Philadelphia Phillies defeat Chicago Cubs
World Series
Boston Red Sox defeat Philadelphia Phillies in 6 Games
AL Cy Young: Roy Halladay, RHP, Toronto Blue Jays
AL MVP: Miguel Cabrera, 1B, Detroit Tigers
AL Rookie of the Year: Elvis Andrus, SS, Texas Rangers
NL Cy Young: Tim Lincecum, RHP, San Francisco Giants
NL MVP: David Wright, 3B, New York Mets
NL Rookie of the Year: Cameron Maybin, CF, Florida Marlins
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