1. What the fuck is Swine Flu? I mean, is there a flu for every kind of genus of animal that Americans eat? Maybe its some sort of Jewish/Islamic joke since Passover just ended. The symptoms of Swine Flu make it seem like all you need to do is to wake up after a long night of drinking. Headache, nausea, aching joints...maybe they should be more specific with epidemics like this. Granted this is happening in Mexico, so maybe Americans will see this blow in their face when Taco Bell starts selling Pork Quesadillas for $.45. Think outside the emergency ward!
Update: LA Times reports 21 new cases of Swine Flu in U.S. WTF America!
2. So how many of you are really caring on how Obama did in his first 100 days? Here's my assessment: Within Obama's first 100 hours, he sent out a memo that pretty much stated: "Hey Lobbyists, cut the shit and play ball or else you're gonna get a fist in your ass". The only flaws I can see in Obama's 100 days were as follows: Not knowing that most of his cabinet choices didn't pay taxes, Giving the worst gifts to foreign leaders, and maybe not stopping the Koreans from testing a huge rocket.
3. Did anyone really know that Bea Arthur died this weekend? I found out when someone put it up on AIM or Facebook. I am kicking myself everytime something like this happens and I am not in a Deadpool.
4. Who really gives a shit that some Swede can sing Les Miserables songs well? Really! C'mon.
5. Is anyone else beside Mark and I going to care that Pontiacs won't be made anymore?
6. What the fuck were half the teams from the NFL Draft thinking when they walked into that room? I'm pretty sure they all watched some Tom Cruise movie post-2000 and thought, "Man he's such a great actor".
7. When will Comedy Central stop thinking that Korg Mandoong or whatever the hell that show is called is what people want after South Park? Two words to fill that gap of television: Drawn Together.
8. So for those of you who don't know this, Facebook has allowed companies to get in contact with your personal information, wall posts, pictures, videos, and pretty much anything that Facebook really shouldn't have let happen. Ladies and Gentlemen, your Mark Zuckerberg!
9. Shit, Swine Flu has already hit Minnesota. I should probably wear my mask thing just to be sure about this.
10. So....Bruins.....yeah, how bout them. Interesting Sports Econ class, we had a Boston Sports presentation where we talked about the Sox, Pats, Celts winning strategies. My professor had made a slide for the Bruins but at a last minute because he wasn't much of a fan. It didn't have season records like the other 3 teams, but instead showed whether they did horrible, Ok or Great. I think there were 5 horribles, an Ok, and a Great for this season. So, not to be naive or rushing it, but the countdown for Boston becoming Sports Paradise continues once the Rangers-Crapitals series ends. Should be an interesting month of May.
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