I've been dragging my feet on this one for far too long, so without further ado, here are your NHL lookalikes.
Evgeni Malkin & Jaws from Moonraker
The resemblance is just flat out terrifying.
Moustache Enthusiast George Parros & Charles Manson
It's plausible that both of them have murdered hundreds of people.
Sean Avery & Sacha Baron Cohen's Gay Character "Bruno"
"Being gay is the new coolest thing, so I'm going to the gayest team in the NHL, the Montreal Canadiens!"
Brett Hull & Tooth Gap Enthusiast Woody Harrelson

Brian Rafalski & Cursing Enthusiast Tourettes' Guy
It's rumored that when Rafalski was on the Power Play in New Jersey, he told Jose Theodore "GO COUNT YOUR DICK!"
Manny Fernandez and Creeping Enthusiast Joe Lo Truglio
Manny Fernandez wants to know if you guys have MySpace.
Crying Enthusiast Mark Messier & Actress Hilary Swank
Has anyone else ever noticed that Hilary Swank only gets awards when she gets the shit beaten out of her in a movie?
Tim Thomas & Handyman Mike Holmes
Tim Thomas rigged the Bidet in Alexei Kovalev's house to dispense his Vagisil. He's making it right.
Daniel & Henrik Sedin
There has to be some sort of explanation as to why these two look so similar.
David Krejci & Tater Tot Enthusiast Jon Heder
Come on Napoleon, gimme some of your shots!Hope that wasn't anticlimactic. I'll continue to ignore my posting responsibilities for another 2 months now, see you then.
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